Monday, April 20, 2020

Follow the Rabbit.

Super Silly Song of 4-20 2020


Down the rabbit hole we go,

Grab my carrot, don't be slow.

When the music starts to play,

you have to dance, it is not gay.



Im not rich or famous, not at all,

but Im quite slim and rather tall.

Grab hold of me, spin round the floor,

your so damn hot, I cant take no more.



This feeling, better than any drug,

kicks my ass, like a class A thug.

My head spins round this magical night,

Your breasts so soft, your jeans so tight.



From the peak your name I scream,

then I wake up, it was all a dream.

Happiness down the rabbit hole,

isn’t that everyone’s goal? 



Part of each line was suggested by a friend and I had to work it. 
Turns out I can still pull an innuendo out of my.... mind.   

Sunset & Friends


Friends  
March 2020

In good times and bad,
when you are happy or sad,
Who stands with you now?
A few friends who know how.

When life’s storms blow you down,
and everyone looks on you with a frown,
Will there be anyone to help you out?
A friend to give you a cheerful shout.

It is a very lucky thing to have a friend,
who will stand with you to the end.
In fire, persecution and flood,
they may even give you their blood.

So if you have a friend this great,
be sure to put some food on their plate.
Do for them, what they do for you,
keep the friendship alive and true.



Sunset  
April 2020.

Do you want to date an introvert?
Do you want to avoid getting hurt?
Listen close to what I say.
Dont think about it all day.
Just go out in play in the dirt.
....
Do you believe in reincarnation?
Or just some relaxing masturbation?
Dont listen to what experts say.
Dont think about it all day.
Just go on that vacation.
.....

What is your biggest fear, in this mean old life?
The banker, the baker, the man with the knife?
You can walk, but dont run away.
You can take, but dont expect to stay.
To be happy just keep away from all that strife.